Our friend Chris is, well, a bit odd.
He has odd surfboards.
He has an odd van.
He has an odd haircut.
He wears odd jeans.
He has a business called Odd Socks, run alongside his (not odd) wife Katie.
His dog has canine tourettes, which is a bit odd.
His odd van (pictured) passed its MOT first time which, I think you'll agree, has a distinct ring of odd about it.
Odd stalks Chris like a shadowy turd fly.
But, odd as he may be, we can't wait to see Chris and this odd jalopy brightening up the streets and beach car parks of Bude, like a welcome and wonky ray of sunshine.
Keep it real, oddballs.
I'm touched.... Which I believe is in direct contradiction of your restraining order mr. Waggett.
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