Our friend David (above) is actually, believe it or not, a happy soul. But even the happiest soul often has a scratchy, grouchy underbelly. And Davids underbelly was gloriously revealed when the fairground came to town recently.
Miffed that the noise from the popular family attraction (that had pitched up in the car park below his flat) was still keeping young children smiling and families happily entertained at a crazy 10pm, he did what any grown man with a stout measure of joie de vivre would do. He moaned about it. He moaned about it to his girlfriend, to his friends, to his cat and to facebook. As to why he didn't just march down and confront the burly fairground workers on their blatant inconsideration of his enjoyment of ITV's 'Britains Got Talent', we can only assume it's because he didn't want to be turned into candy floss.
I tell you what I was just putting my cardigan on and extinguishing my pipe when the music stopped, good job too or I'd have gone down there and given them a damn good listening to!
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