Has anyone seen Tom?

MISSING:

One staff member, last seen heading for the beach. Will respond to the name Tom although you'll need to shout as he'll no doubt have Taio Cruz pumping through his bright red BREO headphones. Is wearing nothing more than a GUL SHORT JOHN and a smile.

LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS:

Belle Vue, Bude, outside the GUL STORE. The shot below was taken by a tourist who was taking a photo of his wife and mother-in-law. The visitor maintains that all he saw in the frame at the time was a blur of red, black and slightly pastey white. So please note that Tom is moving at quite a rate towards the beach.

IF SPOTTED:

Tempt him into a big net with an ice-cream and call his mum.