MANnequins(TM) are the latest shop POS that you need for your business!
Look at how natural they seem!
They'll pull any shape you want!
Let us tell you about the advantages to having actual, flesh and blood, good looking and virile MANnequins(TM) compared to the usual, static, fibre-glass figures of the past:
1. Real hair (One MANnequin comes with a fully-furnished face blizzard of hair. One comes with it all over his entire body. The other remains unknown but we can probably assume he has his fair share.)
2. No more having to dress your old cumbersome figures! MANnequins dress themselves, and will even go so far as to recommend an outfit to you that they feel will compliment their svelte figures. (Please be aware that MANnequins do come with affixed appendages. Parental discretion advised when under-18's present in your shop.)
3. Contortionisms! Our MANnequins can achieve many shapes that traditional mannequins simply can't. In the photos below we have some classic examples (the 'Smirker', the 'Middle Distance' and the 'Uber-poseur') but you can be far more outlandish with your MANnequins! For larks, why not try the 'Pigface', the 'Window Licker' or the 'Deliverance'!
4. Cleaning - No more dust or cobweb issues with irregularly maintained mannequins - our MANnequins will take themselves off for a shower at least once a month (or twice through the sweaty Summer months!) They also come fully house-trained. (The MANnequin Litter Tray(TM) is available for any necessary prolonged window exhibitions.)
Contact us today for your free, no obligation MANnequin trial!
Terms and Conditions apply. The specimens featured may not realistically represent the actual MANnequins you receive.
Chances are they'll be prettier. C
