BUSTED!!!

Imagine my surprise when, on a night out, I glanced into a darkened corner of Rogue night club and saw a familiar figure! It stirred, it cackled, it appeared to be 'enjoying' itself... until it saw me!!!

I've never seen such a kerfuffle! There were glasses flying in every direction, screams from scantily clad women as this scared being realised there was no escape... I had cornered it, it looked like a deer caught in the headlights of a steam train! It snuffled and begged me to let it go quietly!

I'm sorry, I owe it to society to warn of it's presence in an environment it purports to NEVER inhabit.

Luckily I had my camera to PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that this creature DOES dwell in such places.

Cai... you're BUSTED, we knew you were into your cheesy pop music!!!!

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