Chewed in Bude

We've been noticing a lot of degenerate types hanging around Bude in the run up to this Halloween weekend and upon arriving at the shop this morning what do I find? One of them half asleep in the door way amongst a pile of bin bags and boxes moaning away.

I gave the pungent fellow a little wakey shakey (nice and polite "move on old chap").... AND THE CHEEKY SOD BIT ME!!! ACTUALLY BIT ME!

I'm OK don't worry I gave him a stern telling of I can tell you. He just shuffled of moaning something about having no brains or something?... talk about adding insult to injury!

Anyway I better be off now... feeling a bit queasy and dizzy.....?